How blonde are you?? I am 21% blonde

Simply put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you!

1. [] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2. [] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.
3. [] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.
4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5. [] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6. [] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.
7. [] I've told a cop to *&%$ off
8. [] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went intomy nose, rather than my mouth.
9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird.
10. [] I've caught myself drooling
11. [] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.
12. []If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.
13. [] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty oftimes.
14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow...[I totally saw someone do it the other day, no joke]
16. [] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17. [] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18. [] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math. [I didn't want to lie]
21. [] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22. [] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.[Not my proudest moment.]
23. [] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25. [] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.?[I was changing]
26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends (truth or dare is great)
27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28. [] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.
29. [x] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30. [] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.
31. [x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
32. [x] I've fallen out of my chair before. ( I have done this but this has nothing to do with being blonde, I have been tipped out by others)
33. [] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.(like the stars...but not)

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% blonde"